Thursday, January 21, 2010

Because you are my friend

Thanks for sending this James H.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, and then think about helping your dumbass up.

This is my oath. I pledge it till the end.
Why, you may ask; because you are my friend!
Remember : A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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