Found this on facebook last night:
The Funeral Directors Prayer
Dear Lord, give me the patience needed to serve everyone as my own;
The wisdom to understand others feelings;
The knowledge to learn as well as to instruct;
The kindness to treat everyone equally at all times;
The strength to endure long hours and hard work;
The desire to serve others as I would serve my own family;
The humility to accept words of thanks and praise;
The compassion to be able to touch another's soul;
The pride and the right to smile when I have served a family well;
And, Lord, most importantly, the right to shed a tear when my heart is touched.
Lord, make me thankful that I am a Funeral Director. Amen.